If they ever appoint anyone to this position...I want to meet him. He's either a bullshitter or wearing a cape with a big S on his chest.

Hello Ian,

I've attached my CV for your review.
I am currently working, but looking to get back on the offshore.
All my certificates are up to date.
Although I am 66 I am still in good health and fit.
Had no problem passing the Marine Medical.
I hope to hear from you soon.

Jim McDonald

Fair winds, Wayne. You were old school. And you will be missed in the control room.