Different kHz up there Tayside Way. (So Sayeth Glencannon's Decendant )
Razors run the other way, back on your face the beard will stay.
UK kettles never boil, hot water they will allways foil.
The Tay has only two a day, but down our way we have four, better class of flow and as allways produces more.
Remembering The Good Old days, when Chiefs stood watches and all Torque settings were F.T.