Twas the night before Christmas
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:37 am
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the ship
Everyone was in bed. No booze to sip
When from the engine room there came a big clatter
The Chief ran in and said "what the fuck is the matter
The engineer pointed up and said, it came from the stack
Bent over and farted, and through out his back
The crew was assembled and all stood in awe
When they opened the boiler Santa fell on the floor
The old man was lifted and his clothes dusted down
He gazed at all the crew and was wearing a frown
With a curse and a grumble he leapt back in the stack
And took of on his reindeer, without looking back
The office was called but no one would chat
Except for Peter who said "I'm not paying for that"
The boiler was broken, and no parts in sight
The Chief just said " fuck it, Merry Christmas, and to all a good night"
Everyone was in bed. No booze to sip
When from the engine room there came a big clatter
The Chief ran in and said "what the fuck is the matter
The engineer pointed up and said, it came from the stack
Bent over and farted, and through out his back
The crew was assembled and all stood in awe
When they opened the boiler Santa fell on the floor
The old man was lifted and his clothes dusted down
He gazed at all the crew and was wearing a frown
With a curse and a grumble he leapt back in the stack
And took of on his reindeer, without looking back
The office was called but no one would chat
Except for Peter who said "I'm not paying for that"
The boiler was broken, and no parts in sight
The Chief just said " fuck it, Merry Christmas, and to all a good night"